JOKER - Read Me

Disclaimer:

THIS PROGRAM IS DISTRIBUTED "AS IS".  NO WARRANTY OF ANY KIND IS EXPRESSED
OR IMPLIED. YOU USE AT YOUR OWN RISK. THE AUTHOR WILL NOT BE LIABLE FOR 
DATA LOSS, DAMAGES, LOSS OF PROFITS OR ANY OTHER KIND OF LOSS WHILE USING
OR MISSUSING THIS SOFTWARE.

This program has been made by Blade.dk (Blade.dk@gmail.com). Feel free to contact me with comments, suggestions or
bug reports.

This is version 1.0.0.0 of the program.

I am not the author of all these jokes, but listing authors are impossible, since nobody knows who invented the jokes.

This is my first program ever. I've made it today (4th of January 2006), I first started learning after New Years Eve,
so I think that is pretty good. Of course it isn't perfect, but it is a fine start.
This program has been made in Visual Basic 2005 Express Edition.

Have fun with it, and remember that even though some jokes can be offending to somebody, don't take them too serious,
they are only jokes.

You are allowed to distribute this program freely (but not to sell it), as long as you distribute it in the original .zip file.

I would like to especially thanks Zoxc, for the help he gave me with making this program.

I would like to thank the following for helping me finding jokes:

Mc !
Tim.
Zoxc

Some of the jokes comes from: http://www.jokes.com